Unpopular turgid coma inducing so called sport Formula One, will be introducing bonus points for dancing from the start of the 2010 season.
'Supremo' Bernie Eccleston (above) announced the news wearing a glittery outfit in front of surprised journalists who were expecting news of newcomers 'Team Foxtrot'. The tiny but huge ego ed man said ''as dancing seems to be popular these days and motor racing certainly isn't for anybody who actually wants anything to happen when watching sport, I decided that after the race, the top 3 drivers will still go on the podium, but instead of wasting good champagne they will have to do a dance of judge David Coultard's choosing who will then judge on poise, rhythm and not falling off the podium!. After this there will be a phone vote for the public to stick there ore in and bugger things up and then on the following Saturday the winner of the previous Sundays race will be announced''.
Motor racing expert Murray Walker said ''These new rules are just what the Sport needs'', but not all fans are happy with the news. Ex bad driver Martin Brundle said ''Its feckin brilliant isn't it, I'm a great mover, I'd av been great at that.......might av got some points''.
'Supremo' Bernie Eccleston (above) announced the news wearing a glittery outfit in front of surprised journalists who were expecting news of newcomers 'Team Foxtrot'. The tiny but huge ego ed man said ''as dancing seems to be popular these days and motor racing certainly isn't for anybody who actually wants anything to happen when watching sport, I decided that after the race, the top 3 drivers will still go on the podium, but instead of wasting good champagne they will have to do a dance of judge David Coultard's choosing who will then judge on poise, rhythm and not falling off the podium!. After this there will be a phone vote for the public to stick there ore in and bugger things up and then on the following Saturday the winner of the previous Sundays race will be announced''.
Motor racing expert Murray Walker said ''These new rules are just what the Sport needs'', but not all fans are happy with the news. Ex bad driver Martin Brundle said ''Its feckin brilliant isn't it, I'm a great mover, I'd av been great at that.......might av got some points''.
The BBC have also announced a new presenter for the coming season with Tess Daly taking over from lanky man Jake Humphery.
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