There were scenes of outrage yesterday in China after the delayed news of Jim Gannon's sacking from Scottish no hopers Motherwell who play in the the pointless Scottish Premier League was finally announced to the Jim Gannon loving Chinese public.
Gannon (pictured above) once holidayed in the unliberal country where he declared the Kung Po Chicken he sampled for the first time as 'Top notch!'. Ever since, the easily lead Chinese public have been staunch supporters of the former curly haired midfield lightweight.
In an interview with the popular Chinese magazine 'Human Rights, Human Scmights!', Jim Gannon enthusiast and Chairman of the Jim Gannon Supporters Club, Xing Li said 'We are gonna be doing everything possible to make sure Mr Jim either gets his job back at Motherwell or gets an even better job.......say at Falkirk or summat!?!'.
He then went onto say how China's love for Motherwell has almost been wiped out. 'Don't get me wrong, Motherwell are...sorry.... were..... popular here in China but if theres something or someone that's more popular than Motherwell its Jim Gannon..........we see him as a sort of a Superhero!?!. We strongly suspect that Mr Jim's human rights have been violated by this sacking, but he can rest assured the Chinese public will defend him until the board of directors at Motherwell are slaughtered!!..........or at least told off very harshly!'.
The trigger happy right wing country's government have also asked that the Motherwell board or directors responsible for sacking Gannon are extradited to China, so they can give them a half baked unfair trial for unfair dismissal, which in China has the maximum punishment of Death by lethal takeaway meal.
Gannon speaking with Sports In Shorts said 'It really makes your heart glow when you find out that a nation of bully's like China are fighting your corner!'.
