Tiger Woods has sustained a 'nasty wrist injury' whilst 'minding his own business' in his Augusta hotel room.
The shamed golf club swinger had retired to his suite at the Lusty Palms Hotel Complex after his first day on any golf course in 5 months, but within 30 minutes he had called for emergency help saying he had 'gotten a cramp in my trigger fingers!'.
Old Habits
When the news first broke last night many feared that Woods had lapsed into his old habit of luring waitresses into his room, but his agent Bunny Powers 'assured' fans that nobody else was involved and it was a 'purrfectly innocent' injury which could have happened to anybody. Powers said this to the gathering media at the hotel. ''I just want to assure fans that Tiger is ok, there was nobody else with him when his wrist got injured, it was just a perfectly innocent injury sustained when he realised that he had accidentally turned the Babestation channel on his television!. He was so desperate to change the channel away from the scantily clad bed ridden writhing girls it was showing, that he was too heavy handed with his remote control''.
Furious Tugging
Powers went on to say ''Tiger told me that no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't achieve a successful channel change and it was then that he decided to take the batteries out of the remote!. He tugged furiously at the battery section of the controller but still no reaction!''.
Going at it like a Tom Cat
Powers finished by saying ''Tiger admitted to me that he feels that he has let himself down for injuring himself in this way, he told me himself that he was going at his controller like a tomcat but he just couldn't shift it!''.
Woods is no longer favorite to claim the Augusta title with the injury expected to hamper his swinging for some time to come.
