Tuesday 23 March 2010

Mick McCarthy once again fails to give straight answer!


Wolves manager Mick 'grumpy sod' McCarthy has once again failed to give a straight answer or not make a sarcastic comment during a television interview, for a record equaling 10th time on the trot!.

The pessimistic Irish Yorkshire man was being interviewed by Sky Sports reporter Andy Burton at Upton Park, just before his team took to the field to play West Ham Utd in Tuesday nights only Premier League game.

Burton asked the easily offended manager ''So Mick, is tonight's game the most important game in the run in to the end of the season for you?, and McCarthy responded with ''You tell me?, how do I know?, I'll tell you after the game!...all games are important or we wouldn't play them!''.
Burton then asked ''You're playing Kevin Doyle up front on his own and playing five in midfield, is that because you think tonight's game might be won or lost in this area?''. An increasingly more agitated McCarthy said ''Of course the game will be decided in the area!, that area is on the field and all games get settled on the field don't they!?!....you should know that by now you div!''.
Burton at this point realized he was in for a challenging few minutes and went with the easily answerable question of ''Would you be happy with a point tonight Mick?'', but McCarthy was in a scintillating sarcastic mood and replied ''Do you get a point for winning???, do you....no I don't think you do, do you?!?...so no course I wouldn't be....the Irish never play not to win!''
Burton was now frustrated at being made to look silly on prime time TV and blurted out ''You were born in Barnsley you toss-pot!!'' before storming off and adding ''If only Keano had done him in years ago.........''.

The long faced McCarthy simply looked at the camera with a wry smile and added ''He dunt seem happy does he viewers!?!''.


McCarthy's new book 'I'm not being sarcastic, I'm just stupid!' is on sale from next Monday from shops that sell books.

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