Sunday 7 March 2010

Man City guilty of encouraging fans to smoke!!


Manchester City have been found guilty by the Premier League of encouraging their fans to smoke cigarettes!.

The third most successful team in the City, have been sending out subliminal messages on their kit. Not only does it resemble a packet of Embassy Number 1 cigarettes, but the clubs sponsor 'Etihad' translates as 'Smoke fags kids, they'll make you popular, get you rich and laid!!'...... in Arabic. This is in addition to club fashion-monger Roberto Mancini never doing a press conference or interview without having a fully lit cigarette.

After the guilty verdict was declared by the Premier League (Who last week signed a new sponsor themselves, the Cancer friendly 'Child Cigarette Company') the club have been told not to promote smoking in any way, a decision which has not gone down well with City's Arab owners. New Arab Garry Cook, spoke to Sports In Shorts. ''It's crazy isn't it!?, next they'll tell us we can't chop players fingers off if we catch them chewing gum in training next!!....bloody jobsworths!''

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