Manchester United fans the world over have started a 'hate' campaign aimed at forcing the American Glazer family who own the club, to sell to someone else who will put them heavily in debt!.
The fans after much deliberating, decided that the best way to force the owners out, was to wear Green and Gold coloured scarves!?!. The head of the 'We Hate The Glazer's Now That There Are Rumours We've Got No Money' campaign, Barry White (pictured above) spoke to Sports In Shorts. ''Yeah, we're really socking it to the Glazers with this one, we heard that Joel (Glazer) really doesn't like those two colours (Green and Gold), especially when used together on head garments!!...so you can imagine the effect its having on him!!''.
Another victim of the protesters anger has been Chief Executive David Gill, who has been accused of not joining the 'Green and Gold Glazer's out campaign' because it would cost him his job. Speaking to Sports In Shorts, Gill said ''I'm not joining the 'Green and Gold Glazer's out campaign' because it would cost me my job!....it's a no brainer really!''.
When asked what the fans will do once the weather gets too warm to be wearing scarves, White said ''We've got some Green and Gold headbands ready to get distributed round to everybody!!.....we're not as stupid as we might look......'' he said tapping the side of his head with his index finger.
The fans after much deliberating, decided that the best way to force the owners out, was to wear Green and Gold coloured scarves!?!. The head of the 'We Hate The Glazer's Now That There Are Rumours We've Got No Money' campaign, Barry White (pictured above) spoke to Sports In Shorts. ''Yeah, we're really socking it to the Glazers with this one, we heard that Joel (Glazer) really doesn't like those two colours (Green and Gold), especially when used together on head garments!!...so you can imagine the effect its having on him!!''.
Another victim of the protesters anger has been Chief Executive David Gill, who has been accused of not joining the 'Green and Gold Glazer's out campaign' because it would cost him his job. Speaking to Sports In Shorts, Gill said ''I'm not joining the 'Green and Gold Glazer's out campaign' because it would cost me my job!....it's a no brainer really!''.
When asked what the fans will do once the weather gets too warm to be wearing scarves, White said ''We've got some Green and Gold headbands ready to get distributed round to everybody!!.....we're not as stupid as we might look......'' he said tapping the side of his head with his index finger.
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