Manchester United's anger prone defender Gary Neville (sort of pictured above) has admitted that he didn't even want to go to this summers World Cup tournament in South Africa, so was glad England boss Fabio Capello didn't include him in his provisional 30 man squad.
Capello selected his squad using the newly patented 'Capello Index' which he invented with his mother Dierdre in Turin.
The Index only selected one recognised right back in Glen Johnson with no other player in his position being deemed 'good enough', instead selecting part time right back Jamie Carragher to fill the role in combination with his usual role as 'whinger'.
Neville speaking to Sports In Shorts spoke of his omission.
''I'm probably the best right back in the world, definitely England and without doubt the best in Manchester, but the reason I didn't get picked by Fabio is because I didn't even want to go to South Africa.......in a way. Anyway, me and Phil have booked to go to Drayton Manor in June so I can't even go now even if Mr Stupid Pants Capello wants me to go, we've pre booked our tickets and everything so there!.''
The Capello Index picks players on a number of qualities , which include ability, pace, looks, political persuasion and skill, but it was the controversial category of 'Moustache growing ability' which let Neville down, scoring only 'infant' out of the maximum available score of 'Kevin Webster'.
Capello selected his squad using the newly patented 'Capello Index' which he invented with his mother Dierdre in Turin.
The Index only selected one recognised right back in Glen Johnson with no other player in his position being deemed 'good enough', instead selecting part time right back Jamie Carragher to fill the role in combination with his usual role as 'whinger'.
Neville speaking to Sports In Shorts spoke of his omission.
''I'm probably the best right back in the world, definitely England and without doubt the best in Manchester, but the reason I didn't get picked by Fabio is because I didn't even want to go to South Africa.......in a way. Anyway, me and Phil have booked to go to Drayton Manor in June so I can't even go now even if Mr Stupid Pants Capello wants me to go, we've pre booked our tickets and everything so there!.''
The Capello Index picks players on a number of qualities , which include ability, pace, looks, political persuasion and skill, but it was the controversial category of 'Moustache growing ability' which let Neville down, scoring only 'infant' out of the maximum available score of 'Kevin Webster'.
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