Sunday, 25 April 2010

O'Sullivan may NOT quit Snooker this year!?!


The world of snooker has been rocked by the news that Ronnie O'Sullivan will NOT be falling out of love with the game and quitting this year.

Annual Tradition

O'Sullivan (34) has made it an annual tradition to claim he has lost interest and love for the pub game, usually after he gets knocked out of the World Championships. But the man from Essex has admitted in an interview with Sports In Shorts that he longer has the interest and love for losing interest and falling out of love.

Speaking to our South Yorkshire reporter Corey Lavender from the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield O'Sullivan spoke about his decision.

''It's not that I don't love not loving snooker anymore, I just don't feel the same level of love for losing the love of the game at the moment!. I'm not saying this is going to last forever, I might have regained the enthusiasm for losing enthusiasm next year.....who can tell?!?. I just need to take time out from taking time out of the so called sport, concentrate on playing, and maybe next year I'll be fed up with not being fed up and quit the game again''.

O'Sullivan has quit the game on no fewer than five occasions, all of which have been after humiliating defeats at the showpiece Sheffield tournament. But on each occasion he has returned to the game with a new found optimism for a month or so, but even O' Sullivan's family have noticed a change in the self proclaimed 'Essex Depressionator'.
Killer Dad

His heavily tanned mother Maria has always taken the blame for O'Sullivan's many problems. Speaking last night she said ''I feel responsible for Ronnie's mental problems, if I hadn't have got involved with his gangster killing Dad he might have been normal stable lad,....but I suppose that ideally if his Dad hadn't gone out killing people then he might not be so highly strung........... but you live and learn don't you!?!, but I've definitely seen a change in Ronnie this year, he's different and has lost the interest of losing interest.....he's growing up!''.

1 comment:

  1. Ha ha brilliant! My sentiments exactly.

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