EU directive passed to make French Cricket replace Cricket

The world of cricket is set to radically change over the next 5 years following a new law passed in Brussels which labels the sport of Cricket in it's current form as 'racist' and 'non European'.

The new directive came after a complaint was raised by the French government at an EU Sports & Leisure conference saying that the Cricket playing nations of the world but mainly only the English, were ridiculing France for their version of the game which is commonly played using the batsman's legs as the wicket and a baguette as a bat! (pictured above).

Far too complicated!

The EU found in favor of France, stating that all current forms of Cricket were 'racist towards Europe', 'non European',and 'far too complicated'. So from 2015 'Cricket' will be phased out and replaced by 'French Cricket' which will be renamed 'Euro Cricket' or 'Le whack le ball game avec le baton baguette'.

In addition there will be several other major changes:

1) All bowling to be underarm and slow to give Gran's a chance of hitting the ball.
2) Games never to last longer than 25 minutes as 'working time regulations' could be broken if played any longer without a break.
3) Tennis balls to be used instead of Cricket balls as they are far too hard and dangerous.
4) All games to be played on beaches.

Absolute Disgrace!

The planned changes have caused a huge wave of disapproval from Cricket aficionado's, including professional Yorkshire man Sir Geoffrey Boycott. Speaking from his mouth in his broad Yorkshire accent he said, ''It's an absolute disgrace!, them bloody French are ruining the sport that I ruined years ago in the 1980's!. They want to mind their own croissants!. You can't play Cricket in France!!........, that's like playing beach volleyball in Barnsley!.........its political correctness gone bi-polar......Fred Trueman's ashes will be spinning in their grave!!''.