ITV's resident idiot Jeremy Kyle (above) yesterday attempted to sort out the relationship problems between John Terry, Wayne Bridge and Vanessa Perroncel.
The show started with Terry's ex workmate Bridge telling Kyle he'd heard rumours that Terry had ''gone with his missus behind his back while he was busy shagging Joe Cole's missus'', and that while they were having an affair Perroncel got pregnant with Terry's baby which he offered to pay to have aborted!.
Kyle then introduced Perroncel to lots of booing from the easily led audience. When asked who called the show Bridge said ''It wer me Jeremy, I just want to get this sorted out, all I'm hearing is lies and accusations so I just want her (Perroncel) to have a lie detector test to see if they did sleep together or not!''. When he asked the french underwear model Perroncel if she had slept with the Chelsea captain she said ''No I haven't, it's all lies....he's just jealous...he needs to get fit, get a job and start stepping up to the plate and providing for his kids!''.
Terry came out next, to a chorus of jeering from the people who should know better and immediately started shouting at Bridge and Perroncel ''Why would you start these lies Wayne, I'd never sleep with your missus....you need to stop these accusations and get your head down and get back in the Man City squad. All the pot you smoke is making you paranoid man!''.
Then Kyle said ''Right, lets get the all important lie detector results ''First of all we asked Veronica 'Have you kissed anyone other than Wayne since you got together?' you said 'No'..........and you were lying were'nt you! cos the test shows you have!!, next we asked you 'Have you had any sexual contact with anybody other than Wayne since you got together?', again you answered 'no'......and surprise surprise....you were lying again weren't you!, finally we asked you 'have you been having an affair with your boyfriends friend and teammate'....you again said 'no'..........and you've got the full house cos you were lying again!!.
Now listen to me lady......you need to get a grip and stop jumping into bed with anybody wearing a blue kit!!'' Perroncel responded ''No, I haven't...Wayne baby I haven't, the tests must be wrong!''
Bridge then surprised everyone by getting down on one knee and proposing to the cheater Perroncel to yet more jeers from the cynical audience.
When asked why he was doing this to a woman who had obvioulsy cheated on him he said ''I can't help it Jeremy, I love her.....you can't help who you love can you!?!....she's the one for me!''.
Since the show Bridge has run off with Perroncel's half sister and Terry knocked up one of the producers of the show before jetting off to Dubai for a reconcilliation with wife Toni.
The show started with Terry's ex workmate Bridge telling Kyle he'd heard rumours that Terry had ''gone with his missus behind his back while he was busy shagging Joe Cole's missus'', and that while they were having an affair Perroncel got pregnant with Terry's baby which he offered to pay to have aborted!.
Kyle then introduced Perroncel to lots of booing from the easily led audience. When asked who called the show Bridge said ''It wer me Jeremy, I just want to get this sorted out, all I'm hearing is lies and accusations so I just want her (Perroncel) to have a lie detector test to see if they did sleep together or not!''. When he asked the french underwear model Perroncel if she had slept with the Chelsea captain she said ''No I haven't, it's all lies....he's just jealous...he needs to get fit, get a job and start stepping up to the plate and providing for his kids!''.
Terry came out next, to a chorus of jeering from the people who should know better and immediately started shouting at Bridge and Perroncel ''Why would you start these lies Wayne, I'd never sleep with your missus....you need to stop these accusations and get your head down and get back in the Man City squad. All the pot you smoke is making you paranoid man!''.
Then Kyle said ''Right, lets get the all important lie detector results ''First of all we asked Veronica 'Have you kissed anyone other than Wayne since you got together?' you said 'No'..........and you were lying were'nt you! cos the test shows you have!!, next we asked you 'Have you had any sexual contact with anybody other than Wayne since you got together?', again you answered 'no'......and surprise surprise....you were lying again weren't you!, finally we asked you 'have you been having an affair with your boyfriends friend and teammate'....you again said 'no'..........and you've got the full house cos you were lying again!!.
Now listen to me lady......you need to get a grip and stop jumping into bed with anybody wearing a blue kit!!'' Perroncel responded ''No, I haven't...Wayne baby I haven't, the tests must be wrong!''
Bridge then surprised everyone by getting down on one knee and proposing to the cheater Perroncel to yet more jeers from the cynical audience.
When asked why he was doing this to a woman who had obvioulsy cheated on him he said ''I can't help it Jeremy, I love her.....you can't help who you love can you!?!....she's the one for me!''.
Since the show Bridge has run off with Perroncel's half sister and Terry knocked up one of the producers of the show before jetting off to Dubai for a reconcilliation with wife Toni.
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