The Winter Olympic competition in Vancouver Canadia started 3 weeks ago but no one even noticed!. The games which used to be watched by millions, kicked off at the end of January but organisers 'forgot' to tell anybody!.
Percy Winterbottom from the Olympic Committee spoke to Sports In Shorts, he said ''Usually people seem really interested in the Games so we just assumed that people knew it had started!?, it was when Clare Balding from the BBC asked us when the Men's Downhill started?, we had to tell her that it happened last week and was won by either a Swiss or Austrian.....something like that.....I can't even remember!?!''. He went on to say how interest in the competition seems to have wained over the years ''There was a time when we'd have been sold out!, with all the hotel rooms full and loads of Curling fans chanting and singing their songs in the town centre, but we had more people in Vancouver last year when Peter Andre opened our new Sainsbury's''.
Following the lack of interest in the games the Olympic committee are considering bringing Simon Cowell in to judge the Ice Dancing competition, with the winner to be decided by a phone vote. An excited Cowell said ''Ya, the way to make the games more popular is definitely to bring me in, cut out the boring Skiing stuff, I'll be cruel to a couple of the Ice Dancers and the Jamaican bobsleigh team, then we'll have a phone vote and Louis's yer uncle........we've got ourselves a hit show!!, we'll also get rid of those stupid medals, the winners can just have a signed photo of me!!'' the high trousered Cowell added.
Percy Winterbottom from the Olympic Committee spoke to Sports In Shorts, he said ''Usually people seem really interested in the Games so we just assumed that people knew it had started!?, it was when Clare Balding from the BBC asked us when the Men's Downhill started?, we had to tell her that it happened last week and was won by either a Swiss or Austrian.....something like that.....I can't even remember!?!''. He went on to say how interest in the competition seems to have wained over the years ''There was a time when we'd have been sold out!, with all the hotel rooms full and loads of Curling fans chanting and singing their songs in the town centre, but we had more people in Vancouver last year when Peter Andre opened our new Sainsbury's''.
Following the lack of interest in the games the Olympic committee are considering bringing Simon Cowell in to judge the Ice Dancing competition, with the winner to be decided by a phone vote. An excited Cowell said ''Ya, the way to make the games more popular is definitely to bring me in, cut out the boring Skiing stuff, I'll be cruel to a couple of the Ice Dancers and the Jamaican bobsleigh team, then we'll have a phone vote and Louis's yer uncle........we've got ourselves a hit show!!, we'll also get rid of those stupid medals, the winners can just have a signed photo of me!!'' the high trousered Cowell added.
