Tuesday, 9 February 2010

''All Wenger Does Is Whinge!!'', Whinges Ballack


Chelsea midfield whinge bag Michael Ballack has been caught whinging once again, with Arsene Wenger this time bearing the brunt of his whinge attack.

The German moaning minnie told Chelsea TV this, (in his German accent) ''All Wenger does is whinge!....ooooh, we played better but didn't win, we've got better kits than you I've got a better looking wife.....it just gets tiresome......somebody should tell him that no-one likes a moaner!'' moaned Ballack.

This outburst was in response to Wenger taunting Chelsea after Arsenal's 2-0 defeat to the West London club, saying things like ''We didn't want to win anyway!......in a way'', and that Mrs Wenger was ''way better looking than Mrs Ancelotti!''.

Ballack then went on to moan about some other subjects ''I wish they wouldn't keep changing Facebook!, the new layout is horrible!'' whined the German man, and ''Why can't you find Honey Roasted Peanuts anymore''.

The BBC have recently announced that a new programme has been commissioned called 'Grumpy Old German Footballers', and will be broadcast in early 2011.

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