Fulham chairman Mohammed Al Fayed (above brandishing a threatening fax) this morning phoned the FA asking for last nights 3-2 loss at Stoke City to be postponed.
The erratic non British passport owning rich man asked for the strange request because he felt aggrieved at not being able to 'have a snow day' like the rest of the country.
Al Fayed moaned this to a Sports In Shorts correspondent this morning 'Its reet not fair, rest of t'country gets to go out and play in t'snow and we had to go to that god forsaken place! (Stoke), I mean for fecks sake even Manchester City have called off tonight's game, I demand that last nights loss gets deleted from the record books and we can play it again when the weather is nice..... say in June?'.
Stoke was bizarrely the only place in Great Kingdom that didn't get any snow so the Premier League mid table Europa league/relegation dogfight between Stoke City and Fulham was able to go ahead, with Stoke taking a 3 nil lead going into the half time break and Fulham fighting back with 2 goals in the 2nd half including a 'wonder goal' by Clint 'Dirty Harry' Dempsey.
Snow expert Channel Fours Jon 'Snowy' Snow has warned that more towns and cities might get left out in the future when everybody else is having fun on sledges and stuff. He said 'the problem is boring places like Stoke just get left out cos the snow just forgets to go there!, its like tonight,... most events will be postponed but in places like Slough theres no snow at all!.......its just a shame that they are really rubbish at football so haven't got a team!'.
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