Friday 20 November 2009

Trappaphoney!


More controversy hit Irish football today after it was discovered that Giovanni Trappatoni should never have been given the job in the first place as he has been reported lost from his homeland. Trappatoni's daughter speaking from Turin said 'Dad's always escaping from the old peoples home we put him in, he got out last year after supper on 14th February 2008 and we've been looking for him ever since! It looks as though he escaped from the home on 14th February 2008, somehow made his way to Ireland, and was made their official team manager the next day'. She also described that it had happened before 'he did the same the year before last, he got out, went to Austria and took over at Red Bull Salzburg.....i do hope he hasn't been any bother? bless him, he still thinks he's a football manager!?!, come on dad lets get you home'..... The Irish FA are already compiling a list of possible replacements with the early favorite being the Wolves ex Republic manager and most Yorkshire sounding person ever Mick McCarthy.

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