January sales watch!!

The January transfer window has been open for 14 days and a number of big money deals have nearly been completed:

David James the multi hair-styled pensioner (pictured above after spotting a hairstyle he hasn't had) has joined Stoke City on loan from cash strapped Portsmouth who accepted a Mars bar and a can of Lilt as payment for the overrated goalkeeper.

Jermaine Beckford is certain to leave Leeds Utd with the striker wanting a move to the Premier League but as he rates himself much higher than anybody else does, a move to Scotland is more likely, with Rangers and Celtic battling it out once more to sign the £75'000 valued player.

Sol Campbell has rejoined Arsenal with Arsene Wenger admitting he didn't see the build up to the move from where he was and would have to watch the TV coverage of it before he could comment.....but strongly denied it was likely to happen!.

Manchester United manager Sir Angry Ferguson has said he is unlikely to spend any money on his first team squad this January because the 'For Sale' signs have gone up outside Old Trafford in a bid to raise the money he says he can spend but obviously haven't got.

Liverpool have been the 'Big Spenders' so far with Argentinian passenger Maxi Rodriguez joining on a free transfer from Athletico Madrid to rival Albert Riera for a place on the reserves subs bench.

The big transfer news in Scotland is that most decent players will leave the Scottish league at some point in their career if they are any good.

News from La Liga in Spanish Spain is that Real Madrid have once again spent all their money on the best players in the world but failed to secure a manager thats any good, as Paul Hart seems likely to take over from one time bottled water inventor Manuel Pellegrini. Hart yesterday left QPR after only 5 games in charge when erratic boss Flavio Briatore confusingly claimed he (Hart) ''just wasn't getting to the training ground quickly enough for his liking!, he's no Michael Schumacher!''

More transfer news one day maybe?